This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
This makes me uncomfortable
this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti
so I can prove to my friend -
please reblog this if you’ve ever watched more than five hours straight of a single television series. she thinks I’m insane.
hello darkness my old friend…
Happy 50th birthday Doctor Who
OKAY LET’S DO THIS
Every person who regblog this will have a pokemon egg on their submissions and a few days later a pokemon will hatch from the egg.
The pokemon will be submitted based on their blog, it may be shiny or even a legendary
(Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes does not count)
omg this is so cool
Sure… Let’s see.
How Night Vale fights back.
Regarding Welcome to Night Vale Episode 32 “Yellow Helicopters”
"After a team-building meeting out in the Whispering Forest, the entire Strexcorp Night Vale Annex Offices Call Center has merged with the trees. Strexcorp is currently investigating a way to route their calls to the forest, so they do not have to train replacements."
"After speaking of and acknowledging it, several managers at the Strexcorp Night Vale Annex Offices were obliterated this morning by the shape formerly in Grove Park. The city council’s decision to move it from wherever it was stored to the vacant lot across the street from the Strexcorp Annex Offices is NOT AT ALL supported by the citizens of Night Vale."
"A local Realtor would like to announce a wonderful opportunity for any high-ranking Strexcorp employee who would like a shorter commute to the Night Vale Offices. There is a house for sale in the Desert Creek Housing Area, which looks just like the houses to either side of it, and DEFINITELY EXISTS."
"Strexcorp is now hiring, as hundreds of employees have disappeared on the commute to the Strexcorp Night Vale Annex Offices this Monday. In other news, the Night Vale Transit Board’s Re-opening ceremony for the subway system last weekend was spectacular."
"Casualties of a local Strexcorp Board Meeting are reported to be over thirty, after one of the junior members brought the known wheat by-product, doughnuts, to serve at the meeting. We all know how that went, listeners."
"After yesterday’s stampede following several animals’ ‘escape’ from the Night Vale zoo the ringleaders of the escape, a pair of what the sign on the pen says are kangaroos, require mollification. An emergency lottery has been drawn, and the lucky winner is Strexcorp Human Resources Department Head Manager Bruce Cornett. The Sheriff’s Secret Police is looking for you, Bruce."
"Strexcorp managers baffled at disappearance of all spouses. Sheriff reports, The abandoned mineshaft out on the edge of town is definitely empty right now, in preparation for the mayoral election."
"Strexcorp manager recommends viscera as construction material. Drawbridge timeline moved ahead five months."
"Strexcorp employees housed in Old Town Night Vale frequently late to work and lethargic. Claim to be losing sleep due to solar noise complaint."
"Many projects under way at the Strexcorp Night Vale Annex Offices are failing to be completed within schedule. Employees are unsure as to the cause, because according to their clocks, they still have plenty of time."
"Strexcorp employment down twenty percent after many of the newcomers to Night Vale have accepted that existence is meaningless and promptly ceased. The BROWNSTONE SPIRE thanks you for your participation."
"Vice President of Research and Development at Strexcorp still missing this month after failing to return from vacation to Franchia."
"The front doors of the Strexcorp Night Vale Annex Offices were besieged today by militant invaders from the miniature city beneath the pin retrieval area of lane five of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. Staff reports mild inconvenience, being forced to use the side doors until the army can be properly disposed of."
"The recent influx of literate citizens courtesy of Strexcorp has created a demand for the Night Vale Daily Journal to increase it’s production schedule. Leann Hart, the editor of the Night Vale Daily Journal, is reported to be considering running the Imaginary Weekend Edition on Fridays instead of Thursdays, as well as buy new axes."
Left vs Right? Discuss
Guess Color: Vector
Candy Theft Saga V.
Grand Theft Scrabble.
Grand Theft Lucky Dime?
Mass Effect Craft
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop DARK SOULS
The Binding of Crusader Kings 2
Drammatical Murder: New Leaf
Grand Theft Auto: New Leaf
Pokemon New Leaf
Zelda: Dawn of the Twilight?
assassins creed that-third-one
The Legend of Mass Effect: A Shepard to the Past
WORLD OF GUILD WARCRAFT 2
World of Animal Crossing: New Leaf of Pandaria
Kingdom Hearts: A Machine for Pigs (oh my god).
Cookie Crossing: New Clicker (whyyyyyy)
Lego League of Legends
what she says:I should go.
what she means: I’ve gone through every dialogue option available with you and you didn’t even give me a fucking side quest